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Once upon a time I was at the family cabin for a get together. In the shared bathroom, I smelled something divine like essential oils wafting from a little glass jar. I took a big old whiff and HAD to know
about it. I asked my sister in law Savannah about her sweet-smelling little jar, and she told me it was for hemorrhoids. OH! Crickets. "Well it smells amazing", I said, to which she replied it had saved her butt after having my nephew. HUH! Fast forward a couple years and I got a flareup of THE DREADED RHOIDS. I tried all the standard crap and janky creams before a lightbulb went off in my head. EUREKA! Savannah was such a doll and happily shared her recipe with me. So I gathered all the ingredients and made a batch for my booty. (insert singing angels here). My life was changed! Over ass cream! I know, right? I reported my joy back to sissy in law, and she gave me her blessing to roll with it, and share it with the People! I started making small batches, called it "Happy Ass', and gave it away to people in need, or sold it sometimes, cheap. A few years later, and the results are in! I'm sharing it now like, for realsies. Cause it really is that good. ENJOY
Chemicals are gross! We don't use any of that crap in our products. We guarantee only organic, GMO free and therapeutic grade ingredients that are proven to nourish your booty, your hair, your skin, your breasties, or your testes! As a bonus, the packaging is discreet, cute, and recyclable!
Hemorrhoids is easy. If you are having a flareup, you need Zen Booty / Happy Ass. NOW. Have you ever indulged in too much spicy food, resulting in hellfire and brimstone in your keester? Ever done a colon cleanse and prayed for an ice pack that fit in your underwear? Angry butt crack, balls or other skin folds from sweat and friction; chafing panty lines? The list goes on and on. Zen Booty or Happy Ass may be right for you!
Do your bras stink after months of sweating in them day after day? Thighs rubbing together almost causing a friction fire? Stinky, sweaty, or sore man bits? Are you sick of using chemical deodorants? Then you're in luck; Zen Bosom or Happy Sack just may be the ticket!
How about wrinkles, age spots, scars or acne? Cellulite, mangled cuticles or cracked heels got you down? Thinning hair or a janky beard? Zen Beauty and Happy Stache will nourish that skin and hair like nobody's business!
We are interested in your experiences and feedback! Have comments about what we can do better? Want to share a review? Send us a message! We believe our products will bring relief to your bits, and bliss to your senses!